Wuhan coronavirus

mw0uzo wrote:

Coronavirus has had no affect on the ability of the US to launch its nuclear weapons
https://www.foxnews.com/us/coronavirus-does-not-affect-nuclear-weapons-launch

I love the way Murica decides to let everyone know it still has nukes. "Dear citizens of the world, we know it's fucked right now, but we haz the nukes! mkay?"
But don't worry guys and gals, the Chancellor has just printed £330bn to give to the big boys and bail them out, make sure they still get their champagne and cigars "for companies to access loans, support for airlines, a business rates holiday, and help for small firms without insurance."
Were gonna be OK, mkay?

Tesco 'to announce 24-hour stores will reduce hours from tonight' In a bid to get the nation healthy, Tesco has stopped late night shopping to try and force panic buyers to get their lazy asses out of bed before midday.
https://www.standard.co.uk/news/uk/tesco-24-hour-stores-reduce-hours-a4390041.html

WooHoo! We haz a plan bro's!! We is going to war bro's! With something we can't see..... They soon be callin' in the draft, and arming those puppies, with spray bottles and microfibre cloths. Damn man, were gonna be good!
"Coronavirus emergency laws published with plan to let retired NHS staff back on frontline"

And now the stores and factories start closing down...

Coronavirus: 200 jobs axed at Gatwick Airport
https://www.theargus.co.uk/news/18312245.coronavirus-200-jobs-axed-gatwick-airport/

Nissan shuts Sunderland factory as coronavirus disrupts industry
https://www.theguardian.com/business/2020/mar/17/nissan-closes-sunderland-factory-coronavirus-ford-vw

Amazon to suspend non-essential shipments to UK and US warehouses
https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2020/mar/17/amazon-to-suspend-all-non-essential-shipments-in-uk-and-us-until-april

UK Carphone Warehouse shops set to sling their last phones, 2.9k redundancies hit high street, as Dixons closes all 531 'standalone' sites
https://www.theregister.co.uk/2020/03/17/carphone_warehouse_closes_all_541_stores/

Center Parcs to shut all UK sites
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-51934164

But not all is lost, the "London Underground passengers will be able to get 4G internet on their phones from Tuesday, March 18." Which will be blazing fast as there is nobody there using it....
https://www.thesun.co.uk/tech/11189897/london-underground-4g-tube-phone-signal-upgrade-lines-where-when/

Droppers in Iran (mute the audio). Warning: Distressing
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US military assets getting infected by coronavirus
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Wuhan! (Got You All Infected)

mw0uzo wrote:

Wuhan! (Got You All Infected)

Haha. I bet we are going to see some more of that kinda stuff with more time on peoples hands.

Droppers in Iran (mute the audio).

Hmm, I'm not too sure about that. Some look choreographed and the video is edited with music dubbed. The video has been made, it's hard to recognize validity with something polished so. Also this from the comments "No source you see this in Tehran all the time it’s not coronavirus as these fake accounts tell you but are actually victims of Iran drug problem which is worse than coronavirus". I actually thought a couple looked like they were spiced out of their heads (from what I have literally seen in Blackpool in the past). So I'm putting that one on the 'yeah, maybe' pile.